Lance. I try so hard to like you for the good work you do with cancer, but this is too much. I don’t give a shit if you date the 17-year-old Olsen sisters and are generally a jerk, but this is beer we’re talking about. Bikes and beer go together-everyone knows that. But you becoming the poster boy for Michelob Ultra is a step away from the Bikes and Beer culture. I’d rather see you support Sharps Amber, at least that has some taste. This ULTRA garbage drives me crazy. Their commercials look like they’re trying to sell Gatorade, and the stuff tastes like shit. I may as well drink hydrogen peroxide to try to get drunk. Now everyone who understands bikes only through Lance Armstrong is going to think we’re a bunch of spandex-wearing, pussy-beer-drinking Nancies. Thanks.